Tuesday, October 6, 2009

RANT! Aka: Paper Plate Revolution!

Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the Matthew Stevens rant. Well, what's been happening? I'll tell you WHAT, life has been happening... my problem now is, I'm not sure where to start.

-They suck
-They smell funny
-They never seem to end
-They have friends (fruit flies)
So, in the end, dishes suck, and should be abolished! May the paper plate revolution begin!

2.)Married Life
As Laura said, we have been married for a little over a month, and I am absolutely enjoying it. She completes me. I've never been this happy in my entire life. She is the best cook ever, lemon chicken, steak tips, lasagna, pizza peppers... Man, I love her

To Be Finished...