Some awkward things that people have said to me thus far in my pregnancy:
"Oh my God, you're like a ball with legs!" -Anthony A.
"I just want to make sure your eyes aren't bigger than your stomach... Although that's admittedly pretty hard right now." -Matt
"If you were to do a pencil dive into the pool right now, would it still be considered a belly flop?" -Matt
"Smile, it's not like you're carrying an extra *hesitates* 50 pounds right now or anything!" - a coworker, when I had gained not even half that at that point...