I have two shoe boxes in my hand for the Christmas Shoe Box ministry, empty at the time, when Karen approaches:
"Whatcha got there?"
"Shoe boxes."
"What's in the shoe boxes?"
"Air."
-pause, as I decide to say something funny-
"But it's special air! Wanna whiff?"
"Yeah!!"
-I open the box quickly near her nose. She at this point gets greedy with the air, and steals the box.-
"Stop! That air is for underprivileged children! STOP IT!! You're the reason Americans have a reputation to be greedy. THIS IS WHY AMERICANS ARE OVERWEIGHT!"
... I guess you had to be there.
1 comment:
I'm sorry! I guess i'm just addicted...now, i'm going to go do american things, like moral integrity, eating, sueing people, and watching football
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