Friday, November 7, 2008

Special Air

I have two shoe boxes in my hand for the Christmas Shoe Box ministry, empty at the time, when Karen approaches:

"Whatcha got there?"

"Shoe boxes."

"What's in the shoe boxes?"

"Air."

-pause, as I decide to say something funny-

"But it's special air! Wanna whiff?"

"Yeah!!"

-I open the box quickly near her nose. She at this point gets greedy with the air, and steals the box.-

"Stop! That air is for underprivileged children! STOP IT!! You're the reason Americans have a reputation to be greedy. THIS IS WHY AMERICANS ARE OVERWEIGHT!"

... I guess you had to be there.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry! I guess i'm just addicted...now, i'm going to go do american things, like moral integrity, eating, sueing people, and watching football